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The Zertsen Method (c)

Method to the madness for gay men. The Zertsen method is a means to categorise amateur yummies you see. You know, walking down the street, you see a hot bloke and what's the first thing that comes to mind? 'I'd do him.' Well here you can rate amateurs by the following increasing grading, the more you like the higher the score and add up to three ass winks to add a superlative score:

W - wank
B - blow
F - fuck
S - swallow
(*) - ass wink (puckering your sphincter - it allows you to score while doing anal exercise to keep you healthily tight!)

Example: you want to do anything at all to the yummy on the tube even swallow but you think that's not enough; he's a swallow with three ass winks, pucker three times holding each pucker as long as you deem he's worth = S (*)(*)(*)

So start start scoring via comments, submit amateur pics and have fun!

Oh and share the Zertsen method! Just make sure to include the copyrighted name to keep it alive!

T Zertsen, London

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